@HOLYSMOKES .. Dante's twitter

Onderwerp: @HOLYSMOKES .. Dante's twitter do aug 07, 2014 11:27 pm

Dante

@HOLYSMOKES

Location: the stars & beyond

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Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Could you please just put your crying kid on vibrate?
#annoyingasfvck #nosleep

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
#truth #trustmeI'mItalian

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Sorry teacher I can't do my homework because I don’t give a fucking shit
#sorry #notsorry #ciao

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet?
#cinnamonchallenge

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
I need kisses and attention and alcohol
#someone? #plz

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
#omfg

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Trust is sending an ugly snapchat for ten seconds

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight I get real personal and it’s weird
#superweirdo

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
mATH HOMEWORK??? THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
#djeezesfvck

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Fried chicken is my spirit animal
#kfc

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
#whAT

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Pool party at my house, bring your own pool
#andbooze

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Goes to rehab for being addicted to gummy bears
#nomnomnom

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Why would you intentionally eat olives like what the fuck? Are you okay? Is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you
#yuCKK #ifeelsorryforyou

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Our lunchlady needs to take a chill pill and peace the fuck out

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
"Another man’s trash is another man’s treasure" is an awesome phrase.. but it’s a bad way to tell a kid he's adopted
#SURPRISE #you'renotmyrealsonsorry

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope..

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
When I get Cheeto dust on my fingers I use it to draw warpaint on my face. I am serious as fuck about my Cheetos.
#noforrealtho

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
I got 99 tabs open but my homework ain't one.
#fuckhomework

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
I was throwing banana peels at other cars because I'm out of turtle shells, officer. Duh.
#mewhendrivin'

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
"Gotham deserves a relaxed hero that smells of lavender." - Bathman
#jokingwithDante

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Sorry about all the typos lately, gays.
#badjokingwithDante

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Great way to end a phone conversation: Yell "OH FUCK, METEOR!", then hang up really quick

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
#fuckschoolanyways

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
I've seen suns that weren't as bright as my cell phone is at 6AM.
#Ineedsunglassestbh

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
What happened to the way that we always said we’d be?

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Releasing 420 cows in a field like /420 graze it/
#jokingwithDante

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
When an elevator stops at your floor, a nice thing to do is to hug the person next to you and say, ‘This was fun. Let us keep in touch’.
#jokingwithDante

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
#smokingwithDante

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
So it seems like I'm not the only zombie on the island anymore
#welcometotheclub

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Our relationship with ants is weird. Ants are, like, "Hey, I only want these crumbs, ok?" and we're all, "No you motherfucking will not."
#don'tstealmycrumbsmotherfuckers

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
I'll bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like "Damn, that name's way cooler."
#mynameisthecoolesttho #jokingwithDante

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
I think my Iphone's broken. I pressed the 'home' button and I'm still stuck on this goddamn fucking island
#fuckschool #basicallyfuckitall

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
when did we even first discover the concept of glasses?
like was an egyption pharaoh walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like YOOOOOO NEITHHOTEP COME LOOK AT THIS
#thoughts #whateventho

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
when I was little I learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while I was really afraid because I thought I had it since I always heard my own voice in my head so finally I told a doctor and he informed me that what I was experiencing was called thinking
#sassydoc #littleDantethings

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
High school? More like sigh, school
#jokingwithDante

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
Imagine how radical it is to be a pet fish, you just swim around and chill all day and then it starts raining food
#jokingwithDante

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
tutant meenage neetle teetles
#readthiswithoutlaughing #ibetyoufailed

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
What I basically wanted to share with y'all today is that God is like Earth Admin
#mindfuck #jokingwithDante

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
I JUST REALISED WE DON'T EVEN KNOW FOR SURE HOW DINOSAURS SOUND! THEY COULD'VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
#GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

Onderwerp: Re: @HOLYSMOKES .. Dante's twitter za nov 25, 2017 3:57 pm

Dante @HOLYSMOKES
[hiding in pantry from murderer][quietly tries to open a bag of chips]
#callthecopspls

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