#RatedR

WELCOME CITIZENS OF GENOSHA

Yes yes y’all, I finally figured out how to get on this fucking wifi (seriously tho who set the password to jamiexxjeanxxforever? That’s hella disturbing)

Anygays, as you’ve figured out by now, I’m new to this hellhole y’all call home (no just kidding I like it here, damn have you tasted the food?). As soon as I got here I noticed something. This island is full of baaaabes. Babes of all genders, ofcourse, EQUALITY PEOPLE. And that’s what this blog is about. I’ll be rating your faces, yaaay! I may get a lot of hate for this, but guess what, I’m out of fucks to give.

I’ll be keeping my eyes wide open on social media, I’ll be following the tags #RatedR and #ratemebitch. And remember, we’re all born naked, clothing is only optional ;-)

› R

SPREAD THE LOVE

Oh my gawsh people are really reading this blog! Guys, guys, I’m honored, for real. I love y’all already <3 I also found out we have some pretty active social media rats, I spent some time scrolling on some instagrams (thank God for geotags — really if we need to keep this island a secret, you might want to turn that off tho) and I must confess it was entertaining as fuck. Almost as entertaining as a monkey with a hat riding a unicycle.

So y’all should follow @DailyNightmare (yeah my first shout out, I’m a whore I know). We got some nice eye candy as well, and they took my advice seriously. They live up to my 'clothing is optional' mantra. Shout outs to @lorisocupido, @TheHuntress and @CommanderWoof. N i c e. Also @MirageKat is totally onto me. Yes, honey, I’m asking for dirty pic’s, hush now. You can’t ask them back tho, that’s not how it works love ;-)

Now, they say the beasts come out at night. I guess it’s time for me to go hunt. Stay safe y’all

› R

LET THE RATING GAMES BEGIN

Alright people, I know y’all have been waiting on this so here goes.. My first rating post! Not a lot of people have signed up for this.. Yet (I’m keeping my hopes up here guys pls), so I just took some screenshots because everything on the internet is free for all right ;-)

1. @cinder3lla & @BabeRuthless

Caption read ‘@BabeRuthless found out some fuckboi is rating faces so here ya go’. Well it seems like BabeRuthless is very up to date with the latest trends! Thanks loves for the picture. Your tonguegame is indeed strong.. Wanna bet mine is stronger tho? ;-)
I’ll rate you both 7,5/10

2. @EloSpark

Caption read ‘Is it still a hot tub if I'm in it?’ and yes, honey, yes. You even put the hot in this screenshot ghehe. You can come make my tub a hot tub any time baby xoxo
8/10

3. @Avenger

Caption read ‘in #mycalvins I really love them!’ and it’s impossible to think otherwise. Yes, my dear, you should totally love those, and show them off more often <3
8,5/10

4. @Diasziva

Caption read ‘Skipping classes.. Am I badass now?’. Sure you are darling. If you ever feel like being a badass again, give me a heads up. I’ll gladly skip those classes with you ;-)
8/10

5. @FAITME

Caption read ‘Let’s prep for bed’ and I couldn’t agree more. Your bed or mine? #hearteyes
9/10

I found out the boys on this island are very absent on any platform. It’s a shame, I tell you, A SHAME! Girls, I know y’all agree on this one. Let’s try to poke up those lazy fuckers a bit and make them post more selfies. And again.. Clothing is optional, right? #wewantabs

For now I’ll have to do some fieldwork I suppose.. I wouldn’t dare to complain tho HAHAHA

› R

SPREAD THE LOVE 2.0

Soooo I just woke up (yes I know it’s past twelve I had a long night GIVE ME A BREAK PLEASE) and from the second I checked my phone.. I got drowned in notifications. #RatedR is trending in our smol cosy community and I couldn’t be more proud. I’m also glad for the #wewantabs support, boys, wake up and get to work honeys

I also noticed someone being disappointed because I wouldn’t post a picture of my pretty face, but I’m not regretting anything.. Yet ;-) and someone got a little bit over protective over her precious boyfriend. Well, darling, if he’s not wearing a ring, he’s on my radar. Last but not least @DailyNightmare is back at it again with some juicy gossips. I think I wanna meet this Blue tho, so hit me up baby

Last thing I wanna mention, apparently it’s International Women’s Day today, and all the self-declared #queens on this island are celebrating like madwomen. Am I invited to that party too? Just kidding, love yourself babes, but not only today.. Deal? <3

› R

TONIGHT ON #RATEDR

I got some pretty exciting news for all the ladies out there. It seems like the boys finally got the message, because social media was flooded with abs today! Isn’t this the best way to end International Women’s Day? I sure spotted some nice chicks in the #RatedR tag, but remember, I won’t rate anything unless you add the #ratemebitch tag. Because I still have standards, you know (don’t laugh now).

1. @DarkHorse

Caption read ‘Dark Mornings be like’ and I sure want to find out what this babe meant by that. Because I can’t believe waking up next to that pretty face can be dark in any way
9/10

2. @HOLYSMOKES

Caption read ‘challenge accepted’ and all I can say is s a m e. I got you on my radar, Dante. Holy smokes. I sure as hell want to inspect those tattoos up close, if you know what I mean ;-)
9,5/10

Okay, I have to admit, I lied to y’all. I have no standards. If your face is on the internet, it’s free for anyone to use.. So if you don’t want me to rate your face, don’t post pictures HAHAHA

3. @Reckless

Caption read ‘@EloSpark made me sign up for this shit so here I am’ and boy oh boy I am so glad you did sign up. You, me, pizza date?
8/10

4. @Thyra

Caption read ‘#RatedR I have my eyes on you..’ and wow I’d like to gaze into those all day babe, wanna hang out?
7,5/10

5. @lorisocupido

Caption read ‘I just wanted to say I am flattered because of the shout out from #RatedR thank you! And I couldn't agree more about the #wewantabs thing..  Oh and one more thing! Just wait until summer, clothing will be optional  c:’ I’m glad this beauty is not empty-headed! A beauty with a brain everybody! Isn’t that just damn sexy? And in my room it’s always summer baby.. Wanna come over?
8/10

That’s it for tonight, babes. One last thing before I go, I want to make sure everyone understands this blog is all about love, not only love for others, but also love for yourself. If you agree, post a picture of yourself and tag it with #Rtoldmetolovemyself

Goodnight <3

› R

OUR VERY FIRST HATE MESSAGE <3

Omygay y’all, let me share this very special moment with you, we got our first hater! Someone couldn’t appreciate the effort I put in stalking her instagram and screenshotting a photo.. Even tho I rated her a staggering 8, she decided to go on IG and threaten yours truly. She threatened to burn down my house! Well newsflash babydoll, I live on the same island as you do. My house is your house, my house is everyone’s house as. Do you really want to put everyone at risk just because of a rategame? #thinktwice

I also want to apologize for not posting any rates yesterday. Some of you might think I am a no-lifer who sits in his room all day, but guess what, you’re wrong. I had a pretty interesting day yesterday, maybe I’ll give you guys some updates later, so stay tuned folks!

› R

FUCKBOI FRIDAY

Holla baaabes, it is time for a brand new concept at #RatedR. From now on every friday will be known as Fuckboi Friday! This special new category had it’s launch today and every week I will post a new top 5. I’ll have you yearn for the next friday even more, because what is better than having your well deserved week-end break? That’s right, Fuckboi Friday!


5. Howard Simpson

Our very first teacher is your crazy science homie mister Howard Simpson. What did you say? He isn’t shredded at all? Right, but kids, have you seen his.. You know what I mean ;-) #packed

4. Jamie Nicholls

Yes yes y’all, our headmaster has some serious guns, and have you seen that 8 pack? Now we know why Jean is always smiling like that. That’s right, because doctor Nicholls is #shredded

3. Damian Youth

I couldn’t help but snap a quick picture when I spotted this inked hottie in the locker rooms. I guess it’s not hard to believe our gym & music teacher is also #shredded

2. Dean Archer

When I heard our history teacher was hiding a six pack underneath his shirt, I laughed it off. Who would’ve known it was actually true? I convinced mister Archer to take of his shirt after class and because I was behaving so well.. We now know for sure he is #shreddedasfuck

1. Clyde Maddox

This doesn’t come as a surprise, but the winner of this week’s top 5 is our gym teacher and peacekeeper Clyde Maddox. With the body of a Norse God it isn’t that hard, but haven’t we all seen how dedicated this man is to keeping his body in shape (and his boyfriend happy)? Conclusion: mister Maddox is #shreddedbeyondbelieve

So what do you think about this new concept? Do you like Fuckboi Friday as much as I do? Do you giggle by the idea of me sneaking around the school snapping pictures of teachers? Let me know through the new tag #fuckboifriday. If you can come up with new categories of your own, let me know and I’ll shout you out next friday.

Happy Fuckboi Friday y'all xoxo

› R

FRESH MEAT

Damn right it happened! There's fresh meat on the island. I'm no longer the newbie anymore, hoo-ah. Anyways, it's been a week since I started this blog, and I have zero regrets. I think it's safe to say this one's a keeper. For anyone who hopes I'm going to reveal my face, stop hoping. Being incognito is the best thing that has happened to me in aaaages (except for the hook-up I had last night d a m n).

I woke up with some new notifications in the #ratemebitch tag, so don't worry y'all, tonight you'll get a brand new ratepost! And who knows.. Maybe I'll rate some of the newbies too ;-)

› R

TONIGHT ON #RATEDR

So I hope someone changed the wifi password already, because I don’t want the new innocent sweet students to go through the same trauma as I did (Altho seeing Mr. Nicholls’ abs kinda made it all better). But here you go, I didn’t pick all the pictures at random this time, because some babes found out how the #ratemebitch tag works. Well done <3

1. @CrossroadDemon

Caption read ‘Since everyone is sending photo's to that blog #RatedR I can't stay behind, can I? Got this for you #ratemebitch’ and you were right, you shouldn’t stay behind babe. You might as well come catch up with me ;-)
8,5/10

2. @Jokerdoughnut

Caption read ‘I fell asleep on the ground, sooo tired I didn't make it to my bed’. Poor thing. I totally feel you tho. Next time you should at least try to make it to my bed tho
8/10

3. @Aurilikey & @Spidey

Caption read ‘Espacially for the new #RatedR guy, @Spidey and me took a photo. #ratemebitch’. Awh, that’s so sweet of you both! But holy fuck you should’ve done that earlier tho.
I’ll rate you both 8,5/10

4. @DevonGarnet

Caption read ‘Holy shit Instagram is exploding. Gotta keep up! And what's this #RatedR thing?.’ Well I’ll gladly explain what this is all about. I’m rating your face. And because I like what I see I’ll rate you 9/10 ;-)

5. @Achike

Caption read ‘A beautiful monster #MeOrTheSnake?’ I won’t rate the snake, but damn boy, I don’t know what that monster thing is about.. But beautiful indeed
7,5/10

Yet again we are at the end of #RatedR *crying in the background*. I know, babes, I know. Hush now y’all. Time for bed. Unless you want to catch me wandering around tonight. If you do, you might want to be prepared for some action tho hahaha

Goodnight <3

› R

TONIGHT ON #RATEDR

Hell yeah folks, I’m back at it again with them ratings y’all! But first I want to congratulate @jokerdoughnut and @AlyElsevier.. Wait, hold up. Can you hear that? It’s the sound of wedding bells! It seems like these two ladies feel threatened to lose their precious boyfriends, because they will propose to them soon.. No problem at all, in fact, I’ll gladly come to your wedding and.. Hit on your maid of honor ;-)

1. @TRIPLETHREAT

Caption read ‘Time for some Battlefront #JoinIn?’ I’m happy you asked babe, I’m on my way xoxo
9/10

2. @WolfDeus

Caption read ‘Guys also can have a resting bitchface! Hahaha no, just kidding, this was fully staged #saycheese’. If I ever catch you having a resting bitchface I’ll totally help you smile again, don’t worry
8/10

3. @Infinitybabe

Caption read ‘Come and get me, hot boyz #justbeingfabulous’. Oh yeah, the hunt is on baby..
8,5/10

4. @Littlemermaid

Caption read ‘The dark days are almost over, spring is around the corner <33 Oh how I love spring ’ And I agree! We all do tbh. Especially when chicks like you start wearing their bikinis more
8/10

That’s it folks! I hope you enjoyed my post. I’m off to bed now.. No not really tho. The night is young and.. Full of.. Fun? Don’t forget to congratulate our soon-to-be engaged couples tho! Let’s make #bridezillas trending overnight to show our support

Goodnight <3

› R

FUCKBOI FRIDAY

Hello hello hellooooo my loyal followers *hearteyes* Welcome, please, come on in, take a seat.. Because it’s time for the next Fuckboi Friday!


That’s right, I’m going to teach you some tips and tricks about hitting on guys and girls, folks. And believe me if I tell you my sources are trustworthy and guaranty a succes rate of a stunning 90%! How do I know? Because the source is well.. Me <3

5. Dress To Impress

It’s your first impression folks. But don’t overdo it. You don’t want to end up like this guy. Unless if it’s part of your entrée, please don’t set the hallway on fire. And if you want to walk in heels, at least learn how to. Remember: walk walk fashion baby

4. Bring A Cute Kitten

Just look at that. Look. At. That. Take it in. Distraction is the key to success here. Take their attention away from everything you say and you will never say anything wrong again.

3. Lower The Expectations

If you’re not very confident, it’s a good thing to lower the expectations! If you’re going on a date, try not to hype them up too much. This way you’ll blow their mind when you show up.. If you have the guts to leave your room tho.

2. Alcohol

It doesn’t matter how you do it, but make sure to involve at least a bottle of alcohol. I suggest you try to get your target drunk, but it’s totally fine to just empty the bottle yourself before you go out to hunt. Bottoms up y’all.

1. Have Faith

Your time will come, eventually. Everyone will score one day. NOBODY DIES A VIRGIN. Life fucks us all kids.

That’s it for tonight. I hope you at least got something out of this valuable lesson. If you feel like you need some practice, I’m always available ;-)

Happy Fuckboi Friday y'all, and happy hunting xoxo

› R

FUCKBOI FRIDAY

Hello my darlings, welcome again! First of all I’d like to apologize for not posting any ratings this week. It was actually my first week I had to attend classes and do homework like a real student, and boy oh boy do they take that seriously. For real, teachers, chill the fuck down with all your homework, I’m literally like drowning over here. But let’s get back to business now.


I don’t know what’s going on, but someone call the fashion police. For real, some of you need to follow some more fashion blogs tbh. Maybe @Ravency is a good start.

5. @HeyImToxic

Someone seriously needs to tell this girl denim overalls are so 2012. And we’re 2036 people. 2036. Someone please help her out, before I do.

4. @TRIPLETHREAT

Leopard prints. Really. Really. I don’t even have words for this, maybe I can ask the leopard. Oh wait, I can’t, cause he’s dead. Just like your sense of fashion guuurl.

3. @KittyCat

Your shirt says Bitch don’t kill my vibe, but honey.. Oh honey. Do you expect me to just bite my tongue.. With that thing on your head? Please. Snapbacks are fine, hats are fine, for god’s sake, you can even put a textbook on your head. But a fitted cap?? P l e a s e

2. @DarkHorse

A nightmare dressed like a daydream? Hold the fuck up, darling. No. Just no. You are a nightmare dressed like a worse nightmare. Don’t even dare to come out in public like that, damn.

1. @QueenJup

There is so much wrong with this, I don’t even know where to start.. First of all your dress looks like my granny’s curtains wrapped around your body and tied together with a rope. Second, that color, on you.. Oh honey. Oh honey.

This was too much for me, I might wanna go lie down for a bit bye.

Happy Fuckboi Friday y'all <3

› R

TONIGHT ON #RATEDR

Yaaass bitchezzz I’m back! Holy guacamole, I’ve been so busy lately and I’ve been neglecting y’all. My sincerest apologies <3 I still love you all, don’t worry tho. Y’all still love me too, right? ‘fcourse you do.

I think we all noticed how there are a lot of new people on the island lately. I’d like to welcome them all. If you need a tour guide, hit me up. If you need anything else, hit me up as well. You’ll have to pay accordingly tho, so keep that in mind ;-)

I also noticed @DailyNightmare talking about keeping a list of who has pulled who, some kind of Game of Players? I hope no one gets killed in the process. Because d a m n have I seen babes get jealous these days. But yes, count on me, have no fear. Game of Players is going to be a thing pretty soon. Just give me some time to do my stalking. Research. I meant to say research. Yeaaahh.

1. Christophe, @Infinitybabe’s roomie

Caption read ‘Took a pic of my  roomie Christophe. Ain't he cute while asleep?  <3’. Yeah, yeah he does. Do you mind if we switch rooms sometime Ivy?
I’ll rate him 8,5/10

2. @BadGalNia

There was no caption on this one, so let me caption it for you. ‘Is that › R from #RatedR over there?’ and yes honey, it is. I’m omw to you actually. Meet me in 5 xoxo
I’ll rate you 9/10

3. @TheHuntress

Caption read ‘I heard something about a #RatedR blog? R, you can't miss this one #Ratemebitch’ and you’re goddamn right. I can’t miss this one, damn Dahlia, back at it again..
I’ll rate you 8/10

4. @KittyCat

Caption read ‘I totally approve point 4 on #RatedR's list on 'how to Pick Up Babes'. Everyone loves kittens/cats. But you could also just bring me? After all, my name is granted succes, just like you said. Or you can rate me instead#ratemebitch’ First of all you should approve all of them tbh. But damn straight, I’ll take you on a date ;-)
I’ll rate you 7/10

5. @RhaegysMaclou_

Caption read #RatedR wanted some more guys posted on Insta, uh? Well, here you go.’ Why thank you, my dear. I would even recommend you to post more often, you know, for the sake of all Genosha’s inhabitants!
I’ll rate you 8/10

Alright kids, that's it for today. I hope you enjoyed this post! I also want to see if anyone is excited for #gameofplayers. Let me see that tag trending tomorrow morning okay?

Goodnight <3

› R

FUCKBOI FRIDAY

Aloha my dear followers~ First of all I need to warn you all. Today is April’s Fool. Yes, it’s that day of the year again. There is not one day I hate more than April 1st tbh. A couple of years ago I ended up being ducttaped to a wall. It was not fun at all, let me tell you. The worst part was when the tape started peeling off and I landed face-first on the floor.

But you know what isn’t some lame joke? Today’s Fuckboi Friday ofcourse!


5. Storm Hal

I don’t know what the boy is staring at, but that kept him from catching me staring at this beautiful view tbh.

4. Kyrylo Wasylyk

I went to the library and boom there he was. Maybe he was just being all comfy and stuff while studying, but my guess is he was just showing off. Not that I’m mad tho -aa-

3. Oliver Marron

It’s a shame his pretty face is hidden but d a m n am I was just in time to snap this glorious body. Greek God statue resemblance anyone?

2. Jacob Simmons

What better place to spot shirtless hotties than the pool? That’s right, none. I noticed him leaving the dressing room and I couldn’t resist taking a quick picture. He spotted me and smiled amused. Are you giving me signals there boy? If so, hit me up please ;-)

1. Hati Hróðvitnissonn

Let’s end our top 5 with one of the new arrivals on the island. Apparently Hati doesn’t like wearing shirts. Not even when it’s -10 outside. I found the boy working out in the fields yesterday, so I took a pic and ran before he noticed me.. And I’m not even sorry ;-)

I suggest you all print out these images as lucky charms to protect you from all bad and evil things that are lurking around today. Stay safe babes :*

Happy Fuckboi Friday y'all xoxo

› R

TODAY ON #RATEDR

Yes, it's a miracle, a rate post in the middle of the day! Let's all agree it's a big deal for me to be awake at this hour of the day. It's been a while since I've woken up before 3pm. For all you judgemental fucks; give me a break. Maintaining a blog is hard work tbh. As is rating faces. But I wouldn't want to give up on this ever, so here you go with some new ratings, enjoy!

1. @BlueFloyd

Caption read ‘I've seen a lot of people doing this, so why not? #ratemebitch, haha.’ So you’ve seen people using my tag, and you only decided to post a picture now? Where have you been boy? ‘Cause I would’ve been happy if I’d seen you sooner tbh
9/10

2. @Titania

Caption read ‘Since this is the shit. Lets participate, be nice, think of Santa. Be nice and get presents #ratemebitch’. Well if you are my present, I’d be happy to collect. Also y’all, this is how you apply ‘clothing is optional’ to your lives. Take note folks.
7,5/10

3. @Taytay

Caption read ‘Summer's coming and I can't wait! Also, those date tips from #RatedR were on fire! #ratemebitch #Waitingforsummer ’. Indeed, summer is coming! And with this picture I bet summer is not the only thing coming.. iykwim ;-)
I’ll rate you 8,5/10

4. @QUASH

Caption read ‘#lookatthatbutt’ and how can you not tbh. N i c e
I’ll rate that ass 11/10

5. @Umbreon

Caption read ‘@Titania you are the reason why I make my instragram active again, thanks girl c; #ratemebitch’ Uh oh we have some competition going on here! And it seems like you are going in with all you got here.
9/10

Now, it's time for me to grab some snacks and watch some netflix. Anyone who wants to Netflix & chill? Hit me up tbh

See y’all later <3

› R