Not a drunk deal - eh - dial [Wren]

To the Dictator
Time 03:42

>Heyuyyy youuu...
> WAKE UP IDIOT
> WReeeen!!!!
> W
> A
> K
> E
> U
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To Mr. Mischief
Time - 03:43

> goddammit
> godd
> fukin
> dammt
> SHUT UP
> I literally just
> fell asleep
> F
> U
> !!!!
> but anyways
> what's up???
> Im out of
> booz
> so
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To the Dictator
Time 03:43

>P
> ooohhh
> there u are
> Did i wake you up?
> hahah
> sorrynotsorry
> goodmorning princessss
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To Mr. Mischief
Time - 03:45

> yes yuo woke me up
> douche
> id kill you but
> my beds too cofmy
> and
> goodmorning to you too
> orc
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To the Dictator
Time 03:46

> sounds like a classic fairytale lolol
> orc wakes up princess bosbes
> what would thr lifelesson in that be  
>i just texted uois
> *you
> cause im bored
> halp
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To Mr. Mischief
Time - 03:46

> yeah right
> dont go quoting that
> little ray of sunshine
> ediht
> or someone
> dunno
> life lesson:
> DONT WAK UP ME
> *ME UP
> arghhfhoifh
> whys my phone so smlal
> and protip
> if your bored just go to eh
> you know that stupid parteh
> put on your pink dres and go for it
> amiright?
> huehuehue
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To the Dictator
Time 03:46

> i couldn't resist rhe edithspiration
> also, it rhymes
> ya kniw thats my weakness bby
> as are pink princess dresses
> mines in the wash tho
> and your screen isnt small
> your fingers are just fat
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To Mr. Mischief
Time - 03:47

> you kno what also rymes
> calling me fat and
> dead
> UR fukin dead
> you can say im lazy but im not fat
> ur fat
> FU
> and then i guess i hav to wear mine
> mine is fab
> my motherfukin princess dress
> is the motherfukn bestt
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To the Dictator
Time 03:48

> wait a sec
Mr. Mischief send you a voice message
>that doesnt really rhyme
> liar liar pants on fiar
> im not fat im tall, duh
> butt yes
> YER A PRINCESS WRESLEY
> I totally dare you
> to wear it and bring like a fairy magic wand or wings or whatevr is fairylike
> sparkles
> glitter
> EVERYTHING
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To Mr. Mischief
Time - 03:49

> nerd
> #nerdalert
> it rymes if i say so dumbo
> not fat?
> and you have big bones too?
> huehuehue
> and
> YOURE ON
> YOUR SO ON
> im a ffairy
> you aint seen one of those
> im a fab fary
> if you get me a crown
> to match my fabness
> ill go like
> id unno
> the best fairy you ever saw
> YEAH
> your gonna lose this bet dude
> yoou up for it?
> you better be there or your chicken
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To the Dictator
Time 03:51

> I have big bones and I cannot lie
> huehue
> youknowit
> & if youre such a pretty princess
> u deserbve a crown with plastic diamonds
> and you know I dont back down
> lady
> maybe Ill be like ur knight or something
> or wait, a leprechaun
> thats also a fairtyale sortof
> #irish nd proud nd stuff
> green ftw
> hahahaha
> a leprachaun and a fairy at the abll together
> ball
> that'd be hilarious
> right??
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To Mr. Mischief
Time - 03:51

> yes be my leprachun
> and bring me the diamons
> im backin down even less than you dude
> dont take me on if you cant
> dont underestimate me
> dont make me bite yo
> #irish is good i approv
> and YES
> YES
> i agree it would be beutifl
> beatihfl
> beatifuf
> nvm
> so pretty
> we should totally go and do that
> The Dictator send you an image
>

Spoiler:

> and dis is you
> The Dictator send you an image
>

Spoiler:

> huehue
> okay i have a deal
> you show me the crown ill be there
> lets do it
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To the Dictator
Time 03:54

> im backin down so little
> im moving forwards
> in three dimensions
> hahah yeaah we totally should
> hilarious
> everybody would be like
> whuuut r they doing together?  
> is this real life
> or just a fanta-sea
> much better than all the cheesy dates
> so gross hahah
> but why am I the ugly one
> is that how u see me??
> how about
> you pick one

Spoiler:

> and this is me irl
> but with more ginger added to it

Spoiler:

>  and Ill crown you
> sooo funny

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To Mr. Mischief
Time 03:56

> TOTALLY
> they never know what hit em
> everybody be like; whos dat in tha club
> it would be a hit
> and dates are so weird
> candlelight and everything??
> nah count me out
> and keep on dreaming man you wanted to be a lepra chaun
> and princesses like me just are cute naturally
> super pretty
> deal with it
> /grabs sungalsses
> yeah and you bette bring that crown
> we go a deal?
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To the Dictator
Time 03:54

> I didnt want to be a leprachaun
> i AM a leprachaun
> ugh this word is tiring to type
> OTL
> and Wren
> I swear
> If you just wear that pretty (still ugly but you know wat I mean) dress
> and just be prettuy (or as close as you get to pretty huehue)
> you're as cheesy
> as the other little cute pwincesses at the ball
> nobody will know its a joke
> m a i n stream
> just sayin
> so its no deal if you do that
> = no crown
> deal or no deal?

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